Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tagged...

I've been tagged... thanks, Michelle. 6 random, unspectacular quirks about Allison.
Hmmmmm......

1. I hate getting into my bed with rough feet. I can't stand the snagging! YUCK! Just writing about it gives me the hee-bees. So every night I slather lotion (usually MIRACLE FOOT REPAIR) all over my tired dogs.

2. I have a FLAT head. Not the normal flat... it's EXTREMLY flat. Therefore, I hate it when people touch the top of my head.

3. I'm double jointed. Not sure exactly what that means, but I was recently told that I look VERY double jointed. (VERY? So there are different degrees of double-jointed-ness?) Thanks, I think. If anyone knows what double jointed means... (besides 'having double the joints than my normal fellow humans'... I figured that much out!)... please let me know.

4. Every year at Halloween time I have a nightmare that the Trick-or-Treaters start ringing my doorbell and I haven't bought any candy for them. I wake in a cold sweat.

5. When I encounter blood, see something frightening (snakes!), talk about stitches, hear about gruesome accidents, or ANYTHING like unto these... I get a pain in my crotch. AM I ALONE?... I don't know, but I seem to be the only person willing to talk about it. If you ever show me your re-attached finger or your deep knife wound, you can bet that I'll hunch over due to crotch pain.

6. I can touch my tongue to my nose... and beyond.

2 comments:

Bryson Baham said...

I know exactly what you mean about the crotch pains!! I get them, too! Especially when people talk about or show me something pertaining to an injury to the body. I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Michelle Woj said...

Crotch pains?!?!?! OMG you have made me laugh out loud, seriously, for like 5 minutes straight. I think I know what you're talking about though... but I call it "butt squeeze." Where something makes you cringe and you have to squeeze your butt. You are hilarious! Crotch pain.